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Jeans Suck and Basic-Ass Leggings are Lit

Jeans Suck and Basic-Ass Leggings are Lit

Forget about your Good American 👖 for a second.

The one item of clothing that is the most necessary to grab out of my wardrobe (and yours too) is a pair of stretchy leggings. And if you don’t have a good 10-20 pair, then what is you doin?

Love them, but fuck jeans

Leggings, to me, are the most versatile and always seem to go with literally any outfit. Sure, the same can be said for jeans, but the comfortability just can’t compare. For us fatty baddies, we don’t feel like wearing a corset on our asses like the rest of y’all. We have rolls, love handles and back fat, but a bitch still gotta breathe, dude.

Leggings Ari? Ummm… You’re basic.

Yes, I know. And that’s why they always work. In fashion (and in life), there’s always a balance between basicness and extra-as-fuckality. If you’re gonna wear a bedazzled & beaded blouse, don’t pair it with those shitty shitty Aztec Geo print leggings you saw at Rainbow. Just no, girl.

How you should really look at leggings

There’s this saying I learned in advertising called K.I.S.S. As in keep it simple, stupid! Don’t go overboard with the crazy zig zag hot pants. Embrace the basic and keep them neutral and nude. My go-to is a black pair because they make my thick thighs look toned and not as cellulicious as they really are, but that’s just me.
When you’re thinking of buying your next pair, pay attention to their quality. Are they thick or flimsy? Do they seem durable or do they rip easily (Think of chub rub)? And of course, be sure that that amazing ass of yours gets a spotlight moment when you peep the entire ensamble in the fitting room mirror.
How many times have you ditched your denim to wear leggings instead? What are your best pair? Tell me down there👇👇

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